The Holy Trinity Remixed: Chuck Norris, Obama, and the Virgin Mary

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One of the best pieces of satire I’ve read in a long time: http://tinyurl.com/ycf8loy

“Obama Wants Mary to Abort Jesus”, here are some quotes:

Chuck Norris, “Will Obamacare morph into Herodcare for the unborn?”

“He’s taking a casual dump on the Mother of Our Savior. What bothers me is that Chuck Norris is a board member of The National Council on Bible Curriculum in Public Schools and he understands the Bible like a turtle humping a shoe.”

“If you want to put the Bible in schools but you think Mary might have aborted Jesus, if she didn’t have to pay for it, you don’t get to talk anymore. You are disinvited from an opinion on theology. You don’t get to put toilet paper in the boys’ room.

You’re not a Christian. You’re just an asshole. We get that a lot.”

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One Response to “The Holy Trinity Remixed: Chuck Norris, Obama, and the Virgin Mary”

  1. A.J. Smith Says:

    At this point it would be customary to insert a Chuck Norris fact. But I’m not.

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